Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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* anti-punchline

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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womens rights.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What is 9+10? 19

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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