- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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