Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Dislike if you are a prostitute

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

the WNBA

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

#IHateHashtags

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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