- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Knock Knock.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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