What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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