Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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non poop

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why so serious ?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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