Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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I C U P White stuff

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i like it in the mouth

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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vitamin c

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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