- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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