- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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