I named my son ps2 controller

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Please don't shoot me

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

taking out the trash... at night

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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