How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I'm so punny.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

where is the world?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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