- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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