- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

I'm so punny.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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