- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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