- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

I'm so punny.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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