What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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