knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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