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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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