- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Canadians

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

[Insert anti-joke here]

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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