- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your face is kinda funny

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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