- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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