would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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