Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

where is the world?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

I'm so punny.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Justin Beiber

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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