- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Dead girls can't say no.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

The chickens have become self-aware!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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