- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I'm so punny.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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