Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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bite me

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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