Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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hi

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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