Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock, Knock Who's There

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Once, I went to Peru.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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