Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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