- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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what's white and sticky semen

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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