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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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