- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

I named my son ps2 controller

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

homosexual

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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