- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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