How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Everybody will die

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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