- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

jd and zach loves vigina

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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