Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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