- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

It says so on your cap.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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