- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's big and long? My dick.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

your face is kinda funny

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