- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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