How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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