Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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