A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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