- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

why did the zebra cross the road?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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