- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Jordan is pregant

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Julian Ha.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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