- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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