Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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