When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Women's Rights

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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