What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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your face

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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