What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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