A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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