If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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