- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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