- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

I'm so punny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Y u do dis?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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