Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

wanna hear a joke womens rights

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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