How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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