Jordan is pregant

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Canadians

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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