Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why so serious ?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A women left the kitchen.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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