- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

your face

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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