yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Haha, I get it..

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