If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

WHAT THE BABIES?!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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