A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

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