- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Julian Ha.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Jordan is pregant

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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