- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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