- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do black people eat? Food.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whose your daddy? Not me

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Haha, I get it..

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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