- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

I love alchohol!

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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