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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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