- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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