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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

So a bar walks into a man...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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