Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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My mom

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A shark ate your mom

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Anti Joke

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