Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Immigration Laws

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do black people eat? Food.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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