- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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