- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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