how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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