- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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